YOU LOOKIN TO SNAG THE HOTTEST GUY ON THE UTAH WARRIORS RUGBY TEAM?...
(WELL...YOU CAN'T. DAVID'S ALREADY MARRIED....SO LOOK THE OTHER WAY B*TCHES)
BUUUUUT.......
BEN'S A PRETTY GUY WITH A PRETTY SOUTH AFRICAN ACCENT. HE'S GOT A NICE TAN (IT'S NATURAL, SO NO WORRIES...HE'S NOT CREEPY) HE'S A WHITE GUY...FROM AFRICA (best of both worlds if that's what yur into), ZIMBABWE TO BE EXACT...SO HE'S LIKE...FO'REAL FO'REAL FROM AFRICA. HE LOVES BEING ACTIVE AND OUTDOORS. AND FEELS "QUITE AT HOME IN THE WATER" (he said "quite"...so that means he's not ghetto...cuz yall know we don't need that kinda drama). HE'S A WELL TRAVELED YOUNG MAN (uh...i don't know why i said "young man" cuz he's older than me...k...continue). HEAD ON OVER TO:
www.utahwarriors.com/win-a-date.php
TO ENTER YOUR INFORMATION SO THAT YOU COULD POSSIBLY WIN A DATE WITH MR. BEN NICHOLLS! THE WINNER OF THIS HOT DATE WILL BE ANNOUNCED AT THE UTAH WARRIORS FIRST HOME GAME ON MARCH 19TH AT THE RIO TINTO STADIUM DURING HALF-TIME.
AND WHILE YOU'RE ON THE UTAH WARRIORS WEBSITE, FEEL FREE TO BROWSE AND MAYBE BUY A FEW TICKETS OR EVEN SOME SWEET GEAR!
HOPE TO SEE YOU AT THE GAME...BETTER YET...COME SIT WITH ME...CUZ I DON'T WANNA BE A LONER...
AND IF YOU HAVE ANY SINGLE FRENS WHO ALWAYS WHINE ABOUT FINDING A GOOD MAN...GO AHEAD AND DO EM A FAVOR AND ENTER THEM INTO THE DRAWING...IT'S A WIN/WIN SITUATION! WELL GOOD LUCK TO YOU ALL!
PEACE AND LOVE:
PUMPKIN
